The Internal Dialogue
A Blog! What on earth for?
I dunno, seems like a good idea
But, what makes you think anybody would be interested in what you have to say?
I dunno
You're not clever and you don't have any interesting/ridiculously boring, ideas for a new Sci-Fi novel
Huh?
You need to have something to say to attract people to your blog. You need to be either: likeable, funny, nasty, laughable... or at least interesting
What are you saying?
I'm saying it is bound to be a flop.
Why is that?
Right! I give up, go ahead, create a blog
Hey! That's not a bad idea, I think I will
I dunno, seems like a good idea
But, what makes you think anybody would be interested in what you have to say?
I dunno
You're not clever and you don't have any interesting/ridiculously boring, ideas for a new Sci-Fi novel
Huh?
You need to have something to say to attract people to your blog. You need to be either: likeable, funny, nasty, laughable... or at least interesting
What are you saying?
I'm saying it is bound to be a flop.
Why is that?
Right! I give up, go ahead, create a blog
Hey! That's not a bad idea, I think I will
posted by Miss Tigerhead at 6:47 pm
4 Comments:
Something to say? Of course you don't need anything to say. Just say your piece of nothing with enough conviction and the world will beat a path to your door.
And make the odd quip about hamsters on uni-cycles being in league with the Devil in a conspiracy to defeat Elvis in some heavenly conflict. You'll be a Tinterweb star in a week. Or two.
I like toasted cheese and ham sandwiches, not because they taste good but because they are easy to make, and also... Jesus likes them, he told me so. Jesus lives in Denmark.
Hamsters are funny. Sometimes they squeek, but only if you poke their bellies.
What kind of a house does jesus live in? Is it nice one with a shrubbery outside?
He lives in a hole.
That's why he's holy.
(Good grief, that's so funny I should send it in to Ant and Dec... they've made a whole career out of humour of that standard).
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